‘Tis the Season blah blah Zombie
I’m still trying to figure out how to reach the most people (old and new) with these posts without spamming the hell out of the people who already follow my hijinks (and I love you for it).
Christmas is a month away. Now is the time to obtain cards to send to close friends, mortal enemies and elderly reletives with a lot of money and a heart condition.
Sideshow Massacre happens to have the perfect cards, that may cause fortuitous “accidents”.
Proffesionally printed, each card includes an envelope. That’s half the battle. Write something endearing or subltey threatening and you’re all set.
If you love the cards, share the post. If you can get a picture of someone’s amused or repulsed face looking at the cards, post that.